FKR can kill anyone he wants!  FKR cuts off heads  ALL the time and doesn’t even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that FKR was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon FKR killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw FKR totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don’t believe that FKR has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!!  It’s an easy choice, if you ask me.

FKR is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that’s a fact.  FKR is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can’t wait to start yoga next year.  I love FKR with all of my body (including my pee pee).

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