When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Fucking Kevin Rice.
 
Fucking Kevin Rice doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
 
Outer space exists because it’s too lame to be on the same planet with Fucking Kevin Rice.
 
 
Fucking Kevin Rice is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
 
Fucking Kevin Rice’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
 
Fucking Kevin Rice doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. There are only THREE times it ever is: time to ride bikes; time to gamble; or time to go to the titty bar.
 
If you have five dollars and FKR has five dollars, FKR has more money than you.
  
Apple pays FKR 99 cents every time he listens to a song. His only reaction to every song is surprise.
  
FKR is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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